On Tuesday, November 6, 2001, at 09:30 PM, Mark Ross wrote:
>
> William,
>
> Clearly, your UMP2000 is suffering from time sequence subharmonic
> distortion. This can be caused by a phase shift in the variable
> transducer module, creating a non-transient wave fluctuation in the
> photon finite element event horizon. Or, it could just be a little
> gremlin running around in there with a ball peen hammer. In any event,
> the solution is simple. Open your stores and launch the "Nanoparticle
> Distortion Modulator" package, which is available on UNNA.
>
Here's what you do. Get Geordi's eye piece. Adjust the tachion pulses
to create a photon burst. Of course, if the problem is outside the
newton it is probably the deflector array. In that case, you need to
modulate the frequency thus creating a quantum singularity. Be careful
not to violate the Prime Directive, unless you're a captain.
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