Re: [NTLK] Off topic smart ass remarks: .

From: Woo Lee (vitcitylb_at_earthlink.net)
Date: Fri Oct 26 2001 - 05:06:53 EDT


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>Some suggested hot new topics we could discuss in this forum.....
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>Any one have any opinions on dropping iPods on Afganastan?

Nah, drop real bombs...like iPaq's.
We can't drop any Pentiums, that would be like dropping Napalm.
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>Do you think Bin Laden Uses Wintell or MacOS?

U. Bin Laden uses the most evil tools available, on his tomb stone will
read 'Ctrl-Alt-Del'(in English and red color lip stick).
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>Should we move the list back onto Yahoo's servers?

Does Bin Laden have a yahoo account??/
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>Does Jobs wear Boxers or Briefs?

Depends(the slip-on's).
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>How did the persons responsible for the Anthrax laced letters lick the
>envelope shut and not get sick?

Anthrax dies upon contact with 'dirt'.
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>Please reply within the message as replies before or after the message in
>these circumstances could lead to confusion.
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>Rich

Everytime! Thanks Rich, I needed this one. ;-)

BTW, if his henchmen believed in Paradise after suicide, why didn't Bin
Laden go first??? 'The Blind leading the blind'. :-(
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!ooW %-) "Tony Blair's speech."
Whatever the dangers of the action we take, the dangers of inaction are
far, far greater.

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