[NTLK] Delurking and intro
J.M. Heinrichs
minicapt1 at mac.com
Sun Nov 20 18:24:41 EST 2011
1. http://vimeo.com/6570980
2. http://KRAPPS.com/2009/07/28/iwet-t-shirts-iphone-app/
Cheers
John
minicapt1 at mac.com
On 20 Nov 11, at 5:09, Vladislav Korotnev wrote:
>> On Sun, Nov 20, 2011 at 11:02 AM, Lord Groundhog
>> <LordGroundhog at gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Interesting. So what cars are *n*x-boxes from?
>>
>> Łada?
>
>> <SKIP>
>> ;-)
>
>
> Somewhat reminds me of this:
>
> User: «I need a bronze mermaid statue».
>
> Slackware: «Here is a bronze cube 1×1×1 m and some tools».
>
> Gentoo: «Here’s copper, tin, and blast furnace for ya».
> FreeBSD: «Here’s your pickaxe and a helmet with a flashlight. The copper mine is right there.».
>
> Ubuntu: «Here’s your mermaid statue».
> User: «But it’s just the tail!»
> Ubuntu: «Please enter apt-get install mermaid_body, apt-get install mermaid_head, apt-get install mermaid_hands…»
>
> OS X: «Here’s some hot girls for ya».
> User: «Wow! Can I touch ‘em?»
> OS X: «Pay $200 and buy the „iTouchHotGirls“ app in the App Store»
>
> Windows: «No. I think you definitely need a bronze statue of Chapaev!»
>
>
> © http://ithappens.ru/story/6829 :)
> some parts were google-translated :P
>
> Thanks!
> ~ Vladislav Korotnev
>
>
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