Ken Whitcomb wrote:
>
> > B
> >
> > "give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, and you'll
> > never see him on the weekends again......"
>
> My friend's shirt reads "Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a
> man to fish and he'll spend the entire day in a boat drinking beer."
>
How about these Terry Pratchett quotes:
"Give people jam today and they'll just sit and eat it. Jam tomorrow,
now - that'll keep them going for ever." (Hogfather)
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's
warm for the rest of his life." (Jingo!)
And a quote on the quotes: "It's funny because it's true!" (Homer
Simpson, IIRC)
-- Karel Jansens kareljansens_at_tiscalinet.be"We're here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of gum." (Dr. Zulu of Team Diotoir on Robot Wars Extreme)
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