[NTLK] [OT] This is outrageous!
LordGroundhog at gmail.com
Tue Jun 7 10:24:26 EDT 2011
~~~ On 2011/06/07 06:24, Grant Hutchinson at splorp at mac.com wrote ~~~
> Also, this should have been flagged as off topic.
Perhaps, Grant, but I think something darker is going on here that makes
this very on-topic. I think this is the beginning of a terrorist campaign!
Perhaps this is the start of the equivalent of Bin Laden's videos --
doubtless being run by Al-Qindle!
We must rise up! We need to form a Newtonland Security Committee
immediately! I've already deputized groundhogs and squirrels around the
world to form a reconnaissance network. But we need a counter-strike
ability, and I call for the formation of a new military branch of
NewtonTalk: the Special Electronic Service. Their mission will be to hunt
down the head of Al-Qindle -- doubtless in his lair in someplace like
Micristan -- and pull his plug.
Sympathizers must be imprisoned without trial and slowly short-circuited.
Be wary: the enemy could be anyone, anywhere. Trust no one, not even
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-- ref.: Arthur C. Clarke
(With thanks to Chod Lang)
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