[NTLK] Newton touchscreen

[Forrest]

On Nov 7, 2012, at 4:29 PM, "Frank Gruendel" <newtontalk at pda-soft.de> wrote:

> Since (just like everything on this world except for wifes) touchscreens
> come with tolerances, the horizontal and vertical resistance for a
> particular location will slightly differ between different 

...wives.

I think that a wife is very much like a Newton in that regard. Let's say that the vertical axis is how much a gift costs, and the horizontal axis is how much time and attention you pay to your wife (or girlfriend/fiancee). She's definitely going to have little resistance to most things if both of those axes are at a higher value.

The difference between Newtons and wives, for me, is that I've found few women I could see myself spending the rest of my life with. But, I have several Newtons. ;)

Thanks,
--Forrest

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