A friend seent this and I know there are a few of you actually doing this for
a living so I thought I'd pass it on...made me chuckle
TO: Company president
FROM: R&D department
RE: Y2K status report
We have completed the 18 months of work on time and well under budget. We
have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We
are proud to report we implemented all changes to all programs and all data
to reflect your new standards:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
As well as:
Sundak,
Mondak,
Tuesdak,
Wednesdak,
Thursdak,
Fridak,
Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y"
to "K" problem makes ank sense. What does the kear 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which, what do kou think we ought to do next kear when the two
digit kear rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await kour direction.
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hope that didnt hit too near home for anyone.
Rich
This Old Newt
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