LMFAO OMG THE LAST ONE WAS THE BEST ONE YET. FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY THE
SNORING FOREHEAD TAP.
LAG
>From: MuHammed Lonon <mjl3781_at_yahoo.com>
>Reply-To: newtontalk_at_newtontalk.net
>To: newtontalk_at_newtontalk.net
>Subject: Re: [NTLK] You know your a Newton power user when
>Date: Fri, 5 Jul 2002 13:55:05 -0700 (PDT)
>
>
>
>--- Johannes Spielhagen <gottjott_at_gmx.de> wrote:
> >
> > > >1. You use the back-light as midnight
> > illumination to change your
> > > >child's diaper
> > >
> > > >2. You start to pick up Fred's Accent/Dialect
> > >
> > > > 3. When you are half asleep with a snoring
> > spouse , you tap them on
> > > >the forehead with your fingernail to get them to
> > stop.
> > >
> > > >4. ... you're standard answer to almost any bare
> > facts question is
> > > >"I don't have the slightest clue, but hang on for
> > a second - ah,
> > > >there we are" by now.
> > > >
> > > >5. When you start writing your abbreviations on a
> > piece of paper and are
> > > >waiting for them to expand... (this happens more
> > and more to me
> > > >lately, to the point that I'm developing my own
> > shorthand, so to
> > > >speak ;-)
> > > >
> > > >6. You keep writing on your 17" monitor and get
> > really surprised
> > > >when nothing shows up on the screen.
> > > >
> > > >7.
> > Youwriteonthecomputerandforgettohitthespacebar.
> > > >
> > > >8. You drag highlighted items to the left boarder
> > of the screen to put them
> > > >in one of the 9 clipboards. BTW, why did no
> > freeware programmer realize this
> > > >drag to the screen boarder feature?
> > >
> > > >9. When you try to beam an address card to the
> > solar powered angle screen
> > > >calculator sticking out the top of your wife's
> > filofax.
> > >
> > > >10. You are writing something down on paper. You
> > make a mistake and
> > > >scribble it out, and wait for it to disappear.
>
> 11. You have twice as many Newts as children AND
>you spend more time playing with them(the Newts that
>is).
>
> 12. Number 11 doesn't apply to you because the
>Newts ARE you children. *wonders*can you claim them on
>your taxes???
>
> 13. You are in a cold sweat because it is your
>wedding anniversary and while surfing e-bay to find
>that ridiculus thing that she hinted to you in a
>not-so-inconspicuous-way she wanted you find it but
>*gasp* you see that a Titanium cased, overclocked,
>dongl-killed Newton owned by one of the developers
>himself is in the final minute FOR THE SAME PRICE!!!
>WHAT DO YOU DO???!!
> 'epilogue'
>It has been two weeks and even though you are still in
>the dog house(no I mean LITERALLY in the dog's house)
>you care not because your wireless network(which just
>happens to be your wife's Christmas present) allows
>you to still send continuous e-mail updates to the
>Newtontalk list about the secrect NewtonOS 3.0!!!,
>who then respond with a deluge of thanks and praises
>for you honorable and noble sacrifice....A true
>patriot of the Green!!!
>
>subnote: wow this dog food ain't that bad....
>
>
>=====
>MuHammed Jamal Lonon
>102 Loden Lane Rochester, NY 14623
>(585) 334-0848 (local)
>(803) 428-6757 (perm.)
>mjl3781_at_rit.edu (alt.)
>
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