What about this one:
Canadian temps.
50°F (10°C)- New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40°F (4°C)- Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
35°F (2°C)- Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows
down.
32°F (0°C)- Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20°F (-7°C)- Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians
throw on a T-shirt.
15°F (-9°C)- Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go
swimming.
0°F (-18°C)- New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians
have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-10°F (-23°C)- People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles.
-20°F (-29°C)- Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a
lightweight jacket.
-40°F (-40°C)- Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
-60°F (-51°C)- Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin
selling cookies door to door.
-80°F (-62°C)- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy
Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100°F (-73°C)- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull
down their earflaps.
-173°F (-114°C)- Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when
they can't thaw their kegs.
-297°F (-183°C)- Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian
cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460°F (-273°C)- ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold
'nuff for ya?"
-500°F (-296°C)- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the
Stanley Cup
-Laurent.
-- Laurent Daudelin AIM/iChat/Skype:LaurentDaudelin http://nemesys.dyndns.org Logiciels Nemesys Software laurent.daudelin@gmail.com ==================================================================== The NewtonTalk Mailing List - http://www.newtontalk.net/ The Official Newton FAQ - http://www.splorp.com/newton/faq/ The Newton Glossary - http://www.splorp.com/newton/glossary/ WikiWikiNewt - http://tools.unna.org/wikiwikinewt/ ====================================================================Received on Tue Sep 2 16:23:04 2008
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