[NTLK] TOTALLY OT: Gosh... is Spanish a wide language...

[Abraham Limpo]

Brilliant. Say. No. More (*nudge, nudge* *wink, wink*)

2010/10/1 Lord Groundhog <LordGroundhog at gmail.com>

> ~~~ On 2010/10/01 00:57, Forrest at anasazi4st at me.com wrote ~~~
>
> > Ankle bracelets? ANKLE BRACELETS? We didn't have any wussy *ankle
> bracelets*
> > in MY day...just cold hard steel. We busted rocks under the hot hot sun
> and in
> > the evenings we stamped out license plates. We tattooed ourselves with
> rusty
> > nails and old used hypodermic needles we stole from the infirmary.
> >
> > These criminals nowadays...they have it easy.  ;)
>
>
> Cold hard steel?  Eeee, luxury!  We had Rottweiler jaws clamped round t'
> ankles, teeth tearing t' flesh from our legs with every step.  Had to bust
> rocks by dropping 'em on each others' heads.  And if our skulls weren't
> broken at least 3 times every day by lunch time, brains oozing out an' all,
> t' guards would punish us by driving t' transport trucks over us.
>
> And I say lunch time but we never got given any lunch, no!   We had to feed
> our own arms and legs to t' guard dogs so they could have lunch!  Only
> lunch
> as we had were crumbs from the rocks we broke!
>
> But you try and tell that to t' young people of today.  Will they believe
> you?  NO!
>
> ;-)
>
>
>
> Shalom.
> Christian
>
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