[NTLK] I'v lost my soup index
lordgroundhog at gmail.com
Wed Sep 25 19:56:41 EDT 2013
~~~ On 2013/09/25 23:35, John Heinrichs at minicapt1 at mac.com wrote ~~~
> 1. There is no "poutine soup"; what some are thinking of is very thin gravy
> and bad cheese.
Lies, I tell you! Further proof of a great darkness encroaching upon us in
NewtonTalk! Purveyor of slanders! Surely such perfidies are the
treacherous work of The Eye of Mordor, seeking to rob from us the one sure
protection against his works.
As *everyone* knows across all the lands of the Kingdom of Squirrels Tree
And Ground, the blessed Poutine Soup is the most nourishing, the most
toothsome, the most delightful of soups, known down countless ages as the
most warming, most healing and most heartening travellers' fare. It
possesses extra-ordinary protective and restorative powers, whether seeking
to take the One Ring back to be destroyed in the fires where it was forged,
or on pilgrimages to the exalted City of Newtonia in Westernesse, or during
the daily but no less arduous and frightening travels through the bogs and
mires of Lesser OSesiandia.
It was especially valued by those who had to brave the monsters and swamps
of DooMS-DOSynnia, where the infamous poisonous vapours arising from
Commandlinesistan, and the hideous dragon Ceepromptorus, could cause terrors
and madness in even the most stout-hearted and sound-minded of travellers.
Most recently, just last year, Poutine Soup is known to have warded off not
one but TWO ends of the world.
It is time to recant this denial of the blessed Poutine Soup, and decant
your daily ration into your soup thermos. Come, return to the fold with
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