[NTLK] I'v lost my soup index
John Heinrichs
minicapt1 at mac.com
Wed Sep 25 19:59:28 EDT 2013
And people claim that the special sauce in a 'Big Mac' is safe for human consumption.
Cheers
John
minicapt1 at mac.com
On 25 Sep 13, at 16:56, Lord Groundhog <lordgroundhog at gmail.com> wrote:
> ~~~ On 2013/09/25 23:35, John Heinrichs at minicapt1 at mac.com wrote ~~~
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>> 1. There is no "poutine soup"; what some are thinking of is very thin gravy
>> and bad cheese.
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> Lies, I tell you! Further proof of a great darkness encroaching upon us in
> NewtonTalk! Purveyor of slanders! Surely such perfidies are the
> treacherous work of The Eye of Mordor, seeking to rob from us the one sure
> protection against his works.
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> As *everyone* knows across all the lands of the Kingdom of Squirrels Tree
> And Ground, the blessed Poutine Soup is the most nourishing, the most
> toothsome, the most delightful of soups, known down countless ages as the
> most warming, most healing and most heartening travellers' fare. It
> possesses extra-ordinary protective and restorative powers, whether seeking
> to take the One Ring back to be destroyed in the fires where it was forged,
> or on pilgrimages to the exalted City of Newtonia in Westernesse, or during
> the daily but no less arduous and frightening travels through the bogs and
> mires of Lesser OSesiandia.
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> It was especially valued by those who had to brave the monsters and swamps
> of DooMS-DOSynnia, where the infamous poisonous vapours arising from
> Commandlinesistan, and the hideous dragon Ceepromptorus, could cause terrors
> and madness in even the most stout-hearted and sound-minded of travellers.
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> Most recently, just last year, Poutine Soup is known to have warded off not
> one but TWO ends of the world.
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> It is time to recant this denial of the blessed Poutine Soup, and decant
> your daily ration into your soup thermos. Come, return to the fold with
> Newtonians everywhere!
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> Shalom,
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> Christian
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> ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
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> *The Destruction Of Life As We Know It*
> might not be as relevant to Newtons
> as poutine.
> -- Lord Groundhog
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> http://youtube.com/watch?v=1ZzpdPJ7Zr4
> (With thanks to Chod Lang)
> http://tinyurl.com/29y2dl
> http://www.diyplanner.com/node/3942
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