At 11:40 PM -0700 6/11/02, Steven wrote:
>If that's what it takes then okay...here:
>Apple is simple the best. Their products last for decades, are very
>inexpensive, work better than any other computer...They never, ever
>crash - infact, they are as near to perfect as a product can get.
>People who use them are super cool...I mean really, super-duper cool.
>Microsoft is Satan. Only pigs use their products. They only want one
>thing...my money...no wait...they want my soul!!! That is why their
>product codes are all labeled "666" - They are the Beast...Gates is the
>Ah..that feels so much better now doesn't it...you can rest tonight just
>knowing I have returned to the fold.
Much better! Now that wasn't so hard, was it? ;)
- Lou Forlini
System Support Products, Inc.
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