Re: [NTLK] Holsters

From: Martin Joseph (marty_at_barknaturalpet.com)
Date: Fri Nov 15 2002 - 04:13:50 EST


On Thursday, November 14, 2002, at 09:03 PM, Jeff Sheldon wrote:

>
> On Thu, 14 Nov 2002, Jeffrey M. Swiger wrote:

<SNIP>

> But how does the weight affect your pants and beltline? Does your gut
> hang out? Do women scream at your very presence? Do kids throw stones
> and curse your family name?
>
> This is what it all comes down to, my friend. I've seen enough pain
> and
> suffering ever since the day the Newton died[*]. And now--when
> sexiness
> is defined by "smaller is better"--how can I wear my Newt on my hip and
> still show my face in daylight? Where's the love?
>
>
> -Jeff
>
> [* - Buy the hit single at your local music outlet]
>
>
Stuff it down your pants and your sure to make lots of new friends....

Marty

PS I am not liking the more then 70% of message is quoted, so your post
is rejected rule.... Brevity is the soul of wit.

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