In Saudi we are all rich, every one has an oil well in his back yard and 6
cars in the garage (a tent garage that is). Oh, and of course 4 wives for
every man. We like camels in our homes, they are our favorite pets, and we
invade other countries in summer for tourism and for lusts not available at
our country; we spend money left and right in the process. And one more
thing, we do not consume alcoholic beverages.
--Dr. Khaled Tewfik Saudi Arabia _______________________________ >From a Rocking Apple G3 Desktop
> From: "J. van de Griek" <Joost_van_de_Griek@nl.yachtgroup.com> > Reply-To: newtontalk@planetnewton.com > Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 13:52:35 +0200 > To: <newtontalk@planetnewton.com> > Subject: Re: NTLK Couldn't resist... > > Gruendel, Frank wrote: > >>> Any other nationals out there with a different American stereotype? >> >> Yes. All Americans are nice, helpful and considerate. This comes from >> a German (all of which, of course, always wear leather shorts, dance >> around hammering their fists on their knees and their palms on other >> man's backsides every few seconds, eat mostly Sauerkraut and drink huge >> amounts of beer every day, enjoying their famous Gemutlichkeit). > > Greetings, neighbour! > > Here in Holland, we walk around wearing wooden shoes. Every afternoon, we go > clogdancing in the village square. We eat cheese and drink jenever all day, > and when a German asks us for directions, we say "Immer gerade aus," or "Do > ist der Bahnhof." > > Every year, we go on holiday to Spain (Benidorm) with our caravans packed to > the brim with hagelslag, peanut butter and potatoes, because we hate foreign > food. > > Half of the population is gay, the other half on drugs. We teach our kids to > smoke marijuana at age 5. > > ,xtG > .tsooJ > > *************************************** > NewtonTalk brought to you by: > > EVOTE.COM -- the ESPN of politics on the Internet! All the players, all the > news, and the hottest analysis and features (plus 'toons!) anywhere.... visit > http://www.evote.com today! > > *************************************** > Need Subscribe/Unsubscribe info? > > Visit the NewtonTalk section at http://www.planetnewton.com >
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